Thursday, May 2, 2013
There's basically an app for everything.
So how could I resist downloading "baby center's" preggo app that tells me exactly whats growing when and where, gives daily tips, has weekly terrifying birthing videos that I refuse to watch, and tells me all the ways that I am failing as a proper pregnant lady.
"Eat vegetables" it tells me. I have a bowl of cereal.
"Count your kicks" it says. I push a foot back into place.
"Write down a pregnancy memory" it suggests. I roll my eyes.
But because it's past my bedtime, and because tomorrow's Friday, here are my current thoughts on pregnancy...
1.) nesting. I don't think it's really happened to me yet and I'm not sure that it will. Yeah I like pulling cute little onesies out of the dryer, but I think I'm doing these things more out of obligation. I think that's just my feelings on laundry in general.
2.) It's hot. I sweat in the movie theater.
3.) Dear everyone who keeps telling me I'm too small...I'm not. Perhaps I just need to wear an "I've gained 30 pounds and still have a month to go" sign around my neck...
4.) I'm tired, not sleepy.
5.) My favorite place is a hot shower.
6.) My feet don't fit in any shoes, luckily, it's sandal weather just in time.
7.) My husband did some dishes last night. He's my hero.